The Kingdom of Womble 5372 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.643 billion Womble 5372ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Womble 5372ian economy, worth 372 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 43,149 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,101 per year while the poor average 2,704, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 5372's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 5372 is ranked 232,492^nd in the world and 6,599^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.